I Just Had Sex
조무위키
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The Lonely Island의 대표 띵곡 3대장 중 하나이다. 다른 두 개는 I'm On A Boat, Dick in a box.
디씨위키 섹스 항목에 있는 노래 가 다름아닌 이 노래다.
가사를 보면 알겠지만 아다 땐 화자들이 자기들 방금 섹스했다고 자랑질하는 내용이다.
가사[편집]
sometimes (ooohhh)
something beautiful happens in this world
(akon)
you don’t know how to express yourself
so…
(and lonely island)
you just gotta sing…
i just had sex. and it felt so good!
a woman let me put my penis inside of her!
i just had sex. and i’ll never go back.
to the not-havin’-sex ways of the past
have you ever had sex?
i have-it felt great!
it felt so good when i did it with my penis
a girl let me do it
it literally just happened..
havin’ sex can make a nice man out the meanest!
never guess where i just came from-
i had sex!
if i had to describe the felling-
it was the best!
when i had the sex, man my penis felt great!
and i called my parents right after i was done
oh hey, didn’t see you there-
guess what i just did!
had sex, undressed-
saw her boobies and the rest
was sure nice of her to let you do that thing
nice of any girl ever-
now sing!
i just had sex…
…and it felt so good!
a woman let me put my penis inside of her!
i wanna tell the world!
to be honest i’m surprised she even wanted me to do it
doesn’t really make sense-
but man, screw it!
i ain’t one to argue with a good thing
she could be my wife-
that good?
he best 30 seconds of my life!
i’m so humbled by a girl’s ability to let me do her
‘cuz honestly i’d have sex with a pile of manure
with that in mind, the soft, nice smellin’ girl’s better
‘cuz she let me wear my chain and my turtle neck sweater
so this one’s dedicated to them girls…
that let us flop around on top of them!
if you’re near or far, whether short or tall..
we wanna thank you all for lettin’ us fuck you!
she kept lookin’ at her watch-
(doesn’t matter have sex!)
but i cried the whole time-
(doesn’t matter have sex!)
i think she might’ve been a racist-
(doesn’t matter have sex!)
she put a bag on my head-
(still counts!)
i just have sex
and my dreams came true!
(dreams came true)
so if you had sex in the last 30 minutes then you’re qualified to sing with me!
i just had sex
(everybody sing!)
and it felt so good!
(we all had sex!)
a woman let me put my penis inside of her
(i wanna tell the whole world!)
i just had sex and i’ll never go back
(never go back!)
to the not-having-sex days of the past
기타[편집]
뮤비에 제시카 알바와 블레이크 라이블리가 화자들의 여친 역할로 나온다. 표정이 ㄹㅇ 압권이다.
나중에 아다를 떼면 한번 불러보도록 하자. 물론 그럴일이 없는 너, 나, 그리고 우리는 평생 부를 수 없을 것이다.