Day of infamy 편집하기 (부분)

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[[프랭클린 D. 루스벨트|벨트가 헐렁한 남자]]가 쓴 미국판 토황소격문

[[일본 제국|좆본]]과 [[나치 독일|낙지]]들에게 내린 사형선고이다.

== 전문 ==
Yesterday, December 7th, 1941—a date which will live in infamy—the United States of America was suddenly and deliberately attacked by naval and air forces of the Empire of Japan.

The United States was at peace with that nation, and, at the solicitation of Japan, was still in conversation with its Government and its Emperor looking toward the maintenance of peace in the Pacific. Indeed, one hour after Japanese air squadrons had commenced bombing in the American island of Oahu, the Japanese Ambassador to the United States and his colleague delivered to our Secretary of State a formal reply to a recent American message. And while this reply stated that it seemed useless to continue the existing diplomatic negotiations, it contained no threat or hint of war or of armed attack.

It will be recorded that the distance of Hawaii from Japan makes it obvious that the attack was deliberately planned many days or even weeks ago. During the intervening time the Japanese Government has deliberately sought to deceive the United States by false statements and expressions of hope for continued peace.

The attack yesterday on the Hawaiian Islands has caused severe damage to American naval and military forces. I regret to tell you that very many American lives have been lost. In addition American ships have been reported torpedoed on the high seas between San Francisco and Honolulu.

Yesterday the Japanese Government also launched an attack against Malaya.

Last night Japanese forces attacked Hong Kong.

Last night Japanese forces attacked Guam.

Last night Japanese forces attacked the Philippine Islands.

Last night the Japanese attacked Wake Island.

And this morning the Japanese attacked Midway Island.

Japan has, therefore, undertaken a surprise offensive extending throughout the Pacific area. The facts of yesterday and today speak for themselves. The people of the United States have already formed their opinions and well understand the implications to the very life and safety of our nation.

As Commander-in-Chief of the Army and Navy, I have directed that all measures be taken for our defense.

But always will our whole nation remember the character of the onslaught against us. No matter how long it may take us to overcome this premeditated invasion, the American people in their righteous might will win through to absolute victory.

I believe that I interpret the will of the Congress and of the people when I assert that we will not only defend ourselves to the uttermost but will make it very certain that this form of treachery shall never again endanger us.

Hostilities exist. There is no blinking at the fact that our people, our territory and our interests are in grave danger.

With confidence in our armed forces—with the unbounding determination of our people—we will gain the inevitable triumph—so help us God.

I ask that the Congress declare that since the unprovoked and dastardly attack by Japan on Sunday, December 7th, 1941, a state of war has existed between the United States and the Japanese Empire.

== 해석 ==
어제 일본놈들이 진주만 때림 ㅅㅂ 좆만한게 깝치길래 확 조질까 했는데 이놈들이 그래도 평화를 주장하길래 중립지키고 무기팔아서 콩고물이나 먹으려고 했는데 이새끼들이 뜬금없이 우리 뒷통수를 후렸네? 좆밥새끼가 오냐오냐 해줬더니 기습공격을 해?

하와이랑 일본 거리 생각해봤을때 한시간이 지나서 준 전문에도 아무런 선전포고 내용이 없는거 보면 이새끼들 일부러 이런거임 나 존나 빡쳤음. 니네들도 빡친거 다 알고 국민들도 다 빡침

게다가 이새끼들 어제 밤부터 태평양 전역으로 기습공격하고있고 공해상의 우리 군함도 기습공격함

이건 ㅅㅂ 자존심문제임 우린 무조건 이길꺼고 압도적으로 개쳐바를꺼임 그러니까 빨리 전쟁승인해주셈 ㄹㅇ

== 결과 ==
미국은 show me the money 치트키를 썼고 2차세계대전은 그렇게 끝이 났다.